Cool whatsapp status

  • Cool whatsapp status 
  • They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
  • There’s Not Enough Time In The Day…Yet, I’m On Facebook.
  • My Car Doesn’t Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
  • It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
  • When Your Alarm Doesn’t Go Off.
  • When You Had Sex…But It Was Only A Dream.
  • When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn’t Come With The Artwork.
  • My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
  • We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
  • I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
  • Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
  • Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They’re Not Automatic.
  • My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
  • Cutting Myself While Shaving.
  • I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
  • Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
  • My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
  • I Have To Many Notifications.
  • I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On Tv!
  • The Volume On The Video I’m Watching Is Too Low And I Can’t Turn It Up Anymore.
  • My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.
  • I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.
  • Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
  • Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
  • My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
  • Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
  • Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
  • Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
  • Record Your Voice Just For The Hell Of It. Think: “I Really Sound That Bad?”
  • Buy New Sneakers. Don’t Even Want To Wear Them Outside. They’re In Perfect Condition.
  • Grab A Tissue To Sneeze.Don’t Have To Sneeze Anymore.
  • Load The Toothbrush With Paste. Tilt Hand Slightly, Paste Plops Off Into Sink.
  • One Pillow Isn’t Enough. Two Pillows Is Just Too Much.
  • Laptop Ran Out Of Battery.Had To Go Upstairs To Find The Charger.
  • Bought To Many Groceries At The Supermarket. Have To Make Two Trips To Get Them All Inside.
  • Filling Out A Job Application. I Have To Print.
  • Going To Ride Bicycle To The Gym. It Started Raining So Now Have To Drive Car.
  • Hotel Made Up For Delayed Check In With Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Have No Fridge. So Had To Eat Them.
  • Alone In My Office. Hear Something From Other Room.
  • Bought My First $.00 App. It Keeps Crashing
  • Trying To Download An Ebook From My Library. Got The Audiobook Instead.
  • When I Was A Child, Shaving Once Every Month Was To Cool. Now That I Need To Shave Every Morning It Isn’t So Fun…
  • Didn’t Get On Facebook For Two Days. Miss An Invite To A Party.
  • My Friend Fluncked
  • All My Passwords Are On Autocomplete, So I Don’t Know What They Are Anymore.
  • 2 And A Half Minutes To Microwave My Food Is An Intolerable Amount Of Time When I’m Busy On The Internet.
  • My Pizza Box Is Too Awkwardly-Shaped For My Trash Can.
  • When I Take A Shower, The Shower Curtain Always Gets Blown Inward And Touches Me
  • I’m Broke, I’ve Lived Through 3 Years Of Drought, And Nearly All Of My Livestock Have
  • Died. Life Is Difficult In Farmville.

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